Well, in the interest of keeping the paper happy with some cartoons that are not edgy enough for them to not print them, but still have some humor, I am going to just revise some old comics I did with “characters” in them that have nothing at all to do with Asheville or local events. People probably won’t like them, but the paper won’t give me any grief over them and I will still get paid the same and receive the same amount of non-attention from the reading public (with the bonus of no negative attention from someone being offended at something!) for the next few weeks. Here’s the first one: